Witches

I believe in witches.  They’ll haunt you down in your dreams and make you scream.  They can make men blind and be submissive at their beck and call under a wicked spell.  They make their opponents appear ugly.  Never mess up with these strange women or else you will be sorry.  They will make you pay.  And believe me, you will pay hard and dirty.

But most of all, they can make you fall in love.

I met them.  Not only one, but a bunch of them.  Oddly, in law school.  And they became deadly teachers.  Now who says that law school is built only for the incorrigible filth who would someday rule the legal system?

Pretty wicked.  Nasty witches.  Mean girls.  And I love them.

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Tawag namin sa kanya “mother earth”. Lahat ng kalokohan sa kanya nag-ooriginate.

Meet CL; the dreamer in the group.  But for the majority, she is the seducer.  She knows what she wants at the first instance and will do anything to get it.  Determination put her where she is right now.  A queen; that’s what she really is.  She has been a real ate to me who taught me dirty tricks from A to Z.  Some even say that we’re like real sisters because of the apparent resemblance, physically and mannerism alike.

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Eto yung sample ng ginawa nila. Sayang walang kandilang itim para kumpleto sa get-up. Mabilis kasi nila nai-dispose ang ebidensya.

But hell hath no fury like a woman scorned they say.  And the pathetic target of her vengeance: a male PWD; a real @$$hole who could not define the word “respect” on women and fond of using his disability to get even with the opposite sex.  One night, CL and the rest of the gang surreptitiously slipped in PWD’s dorm and scattered cooking oil at the latter’s doorstep.  Not contended, she brought with her a headless doll, dripped it in ketchup and lighted a black candle which she placed right at the center of the floor.  That morning, it was PWD who first came out and upon seeing the ghastly figure, screamed to death.  Only that he slipped on the floor and hurt himself; thanks to the cooking oil stolen from the school canteen.  The next thing we knew, CL and the rest of the gang were called at the Dean’s Office, expecting a suspension.

I don’t know how she did it but she walked away from the Dean’s Office without any verdict as she winks at me, “Kaya mo yon?”

Now CL belongs to an elite group who arranges parties for the Queen of England.  Apparently without a headless doll this time.

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Magaling yan sa stunts, pramis.

Now this is Irene; our choreographer.  She can spot a real target and set a time frame to get the attention of her crush.  She left me one important rule to remember: the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.  And so she said, “Watch me”.

She sported an alluring confidence as she walked to the library, making boys’ heads turn.  She stopped right in front of her crush and handed him a tupperware of dinuguan.  She smiled at him and said sweetly, “_______, dinuguan o.  Ako ang nagluto nyan.  Tikman mo.”  Lunch time came and she was a sure hit!  ________ even saved some for his mom so she could taste Irene’s dinuguan.

I asked her in awe, “Ano’ng ingredients mo?”  Instead, she simply brushed her hair and said, “Malay ko sa Goldilocks!”

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Eto yung pinaghirapan niyang dinuguan.

Two days after and I saw her running wildly at the hallway so I asked her, “O bakit?  San punta mo?”

“I need to buy dinuguan at Goldilocks!!!  _______’s mother is asking me to cook one for her again!”

She’s now a lawyer in active practice and married to __________ with three (3) lovely daughters.  I wonder what she cooks for lunch.

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Posing posing lang pag may time.

Finally, here’s Grace: a public defender, a designer and an entrepreneur when she’s away from the legal profession.  With her height, no wonder why she qualified for Mutya Ng Pilipinas before.  At first glance, she could appear sweet and innocent.  But never dare to mess up with her or you will get a dose of your own medicine.

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O sige na nga, kunwari ito yung mga rich girls.

Bullies come in all forms.  Even in law schools.  I would never forget a group of rich girls who thought that money can help them hurdle the bar exam and make them lawyers.  They spotted Grace since they all thought that she was an easy target.  At the ladies comfort room while Grace was inside the cubicle and the girls were applying their make-up, they talked about her loud enough for her to hear.  When she went out, she simply smiled at them but the girls snubbed her completely.

Silently, she walked away, turned off the lights amidst the screaming of the bitches, banged the door and locked them inside.

I don’t have any idea how they managed to come out.

Pretty wicked.  Nasty witches.  Mean girls.  And I love them.

Writer’s note:  I tried what those witches taught me in law school.  I was told to walk gracefully at the library with the gravest instruction to pick the farthest spot (apparently that’s the area where the frat boys were seated).  That morning I was in my skinny jeans and 3 inch stilettos in preparation for the baptism by fire.  As I walked the aisle, I indeed got their attention until I reached the farthest spot near the table of one of the fraternities.  Unfortunately my law book slipped and fell and I screamed in great surprise, in a very, very unladylike behavior

 “AYYY!  P@#*ng malaki!!!”

 Guess what?  One of those frat boys married me.

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CL and Grace. Ewan sino yung naka yellow. Extra ata.

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Grace with the girl in yellow.

DISCLAIMER : I do not own the photos attached as “dinuguan“, “headless doll” and “CR“.

27 thoughts on “Witches

  1. May nauna kang similar post with this right? Parang you’re talking about them also.🙂
    In fairness sa mga friends mo ha…ngayon lang ako nabaitan sa sarili ko ng ganito hehe

    Hallu bru!

    • ah baka yung “NA NYO”. Ay di sila yun. Pre-law ko schoolmate yung sa NA NYO. Pero itong Witches e sa law proper mismo. Oo deadly yang mga yan. Sama mo naman ako sa mababait! Oooppps…! Andyan na si boss!

      • Meron pang isa yung dinescribe mo sila isa-isa. Mas nauna ata sa “NA NYO”.
        O siya sige mabait ka na din😉

        Haha

      • ay baka ibang blogger ata sister. kasi wala sa category ng “missing you” eh. di ko rin talaga matandaan (short term memory, hihihi)

        para sa sinabi mong mabait ako….”TENCHU! TENCHU! TENCHU! Tink yu biri much!

      • ay baka nga…o de ja vu lang? hahaha

        oo mabait ka na. welcome welcome!🙂

        P.S. sa tuwa mo dahil sinabihan kitang mabait feeling ko ako pa lang lately ang nagsasabi sa’yo nun? hahahaha

        Hello Bru😉

      • kahit nga nanay ko di ako sinasabihan ng mabait e, hahahaha..oo! tuwang-tuwa ako! FINALLY!!!

  2. i am back curt again…wow un lang tlga

  3. its me again doctor cirk…db pwdeng lovely witch…..alam mo ganada kng mag post bkit sno b ang nagppgna syo at mgaganda obra mo…

  4. i am cirk again..i am back…..cofffe naman tyo minsan sa seattle best pag usapan ntin mga obra mo…..ipunin natin gawin nntin book………….

  5. huwaw! haylab the “AYYY! P@#*ng malaki!!!” hahahahahahaha,….

    ako naman after ng mass..commentator ako nun, nakaon pa pala ang microphone tas nadulas ako at umalingawngaw sa buong barangay ang same line hahahahaha…

    namiss kita ah.

  6. This is the right blog for anyone who wants to find out about this topic. You realize so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually would wantHaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a topic thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just great!

  7. ikaw yung naka-yellow. Sigurado ako dyan.

  8. anlagay, pale pa ang biatch, ahihi. may mga mas original, nga naman… admirable talaga witches, no? at masaya pag friends mo sila, alam mo lovable na pagkasalbahe ng mga bruha, ahihi. kainaman na…^^

    possible na um-upgrade ka na at humabol sa kanilang level, hihi.
    hello, biatch…😉

    • nanakbo na ako at lahat, sumakay ng kalesa pati jet plane, lumangoy sa dagat at nahabol pa ng asong kalye pero di ko pa rin nahabol ang level nila. hahahaha…hello San. Enjoy your Friday🙂

      • ahihi, gano’n? kainaman na… paano, aantayin years na mag-mellow na sila? nakow, bihira sa ganyan naglu-lose ng luster, shine and bagsik, ahihi.

        you’ll brew some of your own, tamo… happy weekend.🙂

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